jewite

All-purpose insult based on the "out-of-context racial slur" theory.

Combining the words Jew and Semite one may use this to describe someone whose retardedness is far too great to warrant a normal insult.

(Note, the humour of using Jewite is derived from the fact that the recipient of the insult is not of the Jewish faith, the term is in no way meant to be racist. Cos that's just not cool.)

Dude 1: *Spills beer over keyboard*

Dude 2: "Clean that up you fucking jewite."

by Jack McManus October 3, 2006

Jewpiter

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

Jewnteenth

A day in June where Jews celebrate their freedom from slavery by the egyptians

The Jews ate latkes and praised Moses on Jewnteenth

by machaik June 6, 2013

jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

jewter

A Jew who is riding a scooter

Look at that damn Jewter.

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019