The quality of being extremely greedy, annoying, and a little bitch. Characterized by pissing people off just by breathing.
Jew: There is no god, I hate jesus, No I won't lend you money
Guy: jewishness off the charts
by Crusade June 01, 2007
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to make one more jewish. to make one into a money desirer.
why did i let your mother jewishize you so much?
by harr donn September 21, 2007
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The act of being a stingy jew
Do u practice Jewishism, stop being a jew and give me a slice
by JewDoggaz February 05, 2018
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a hiltonism, referring to more than one jew. also refers to judaism as a whole.
I wonder how the jewishes felt about that.

The mormons and the jewishes are in no way related.
by TEEJSTAH January 28, 2010
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“Non Jews were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world; only to serve the People of Israel,” he said during a public discussion of what kind of work non-Jews are allowed to perform on Shabbat.

“Why are non Jews needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat,”

“With non Jews, it will be like any person: They need to die, but God will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money. This is his servant. That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this Jew,”

According to Israels leading Sephardi Rabbi
What are you, Jewish?
by auntision July 11, 2020
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interjection: What you exclaim when someone sneezes, as opposed to "gesundheit" or "god bless you."
Chloe: "So as I wa-ACHOOOOOOO!"
Sarah: "Jewish!"
Chloe: "Thanks."
by FenwayFoulke April 25, 2007
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People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet
"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
by Skotreeseonce August 25, 2015
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