jewdice

1. also known as a dradle

2. a spinning top, made of clay, that is used in Jew-games to win rice.

1. Abraham's jewdice are drying on the windowsil.

2. Jewdice, jewdice, jewdice, I made you out of clay, and when you're dry and ready, with jewdice I will play.

by Billy Mac March 17, 2005

Jewdiciary

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.

'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'

by duckistleader May 7, 2009

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 30, 2021

Jewdicris

It's the Jewish version of ludicrous. Meaning to be exceptionally Hebrew.

That sale was Jewdicris! The prices were way too high!

by StarryBob August 27, 2011

penis jewice

A massive explosion of semen ejected from the penis at a high speed.

Damn, you got Penis Jewice in my eye.

by Shadow_assn March 7, 2005

jewice

Another way to say Juice with jew in it.

Can we get some jewice in here?

by 767 fs pilot August 14, 2009

jewdicious

Pronounced similar to "judicious" (def. excercising restraint) and not to be confused with "jewlicious" (def. what you might say if you just ate a tasty jewish treat), JEWDICIOUS means to exercise jewish like restraint.

Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.

The clothing manufacturer was very jewdicious with his product and would not provide it free of charge to all his budies.

by C Williams March 14, 2006