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Jewdiciary
noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.
2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.
3.jewish judges collectively.
adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.
3.jewish judges collectively.
adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
Jewdiciary by duckistleader May 7, 2009
Related Words
jewdice • jewice • jewdical • Jewdication • jewdicial system • Jewdiciary • jewdicious • Jewdicony • Jewdicris • penis jewice
jewdicial system
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021
Jewdicris
penis jewice
penis jewice by Shadow_assn March 7, 2005
jewdicious
Pronounced similar to "judicious" (def. excercising restraint) and not to be confused with "jewlicious" (def. what you might say if you just ate a tasty jewish treat), JEWDICIOUS means to exercise jewish like restraint.
Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.
Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.
The clothing manufacturer was very jewdicious with his product and would not provide it free of charge to all his budies.
jewdicious by C Williams March 14, 2006
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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