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1. also known as a dradle

2. a spinning top, made of clay, that is used in Jew-games to win rice.
1. Abraham's jewdice are drying on the windowsil.

2. Jewdice, jewdice, jewdice, I made you out of clay, and when you're dry and ready, with jewdice I will play.
jewdice by Billy Mac March 17, 2005
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Jewdiciary 

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
Jewdiciary by duckistleader May 7, 2009

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021

Jewdicris 

It's the Jewish version of ludicrous. Meaning to be exceptionally Hebrew.
That sale was Jewdicris! The prices were way too high!
Jewdicris by StarryBob August 27, 2011

penis jewice 

A massive explosion of semen ejected from the penis at a high speed.
Damn, you got Penis Jewice in my eye.
penis jewice by Shadow_assn March 7, 2005
Another way to say Juice with jew in it.
Can we get some jewice in here?
jewice by 767 fs pilot August 14, 2009

jewdicious 

Pronounced similar to "judicious" (def. excercising restraint) and not to be confused with "jewlicious" (def. what you might say if you just ate a tasty jewish treat), JEWDICIOUS means to exercise jewish like restraint.

Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.
The clothing manufacturer was very jewdicious with his product and would not provide it free of charge to all his budies.
jewdicious by C Williams March 14, 2006
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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