JEW

1) A person of Jewish Faith.

2) A person who frequently exhibits qualities associated with being cheap, therefore making them whiney and annoying. --This originates from the stereotype that people who are Jewish do not spend money.

3) Has more meaning when the adjective HOOKNOSE is added. This is another stereotype associating Jews with large, prominent noses.

1) There goes that Jew off to the synagogue.

2) Jim, stop being a jew and pay the fucking tab for once!

3) Bobby is such a Hooknose Jew. He never tips well.

by B Kid December 23, 2009

Jew

A person who practices Judaism , short for Jewish.

Brett won't be in school today, it's a Jewish holiday and he is a Jew .

by KingBiscuit44 November 4, 2015

Jew

1. Noun. A person who practices Judaism
2. Verb. The act of trying to scheme another person to acquire money or simply, personal gain. In some cases it could be solely to cause the other person to lose something.

1. David is a Jew.
2. David, stop Jewing Ali by trying to sell your sandwich to him for $5.

Common Jewish names are David, Saul, Shlomo, Shaloma, Susan, Owen, Russel, and Melanie.

by crackthesky69 February 10, 2008

Jew

an expression of extreme suprise or anger.

Holy Jew you scared me.

God, your such a Jew sometimes.

by lackinator April 25, 2009

Jew

A person of the jewish faith.

by Rabbi Dude November 4, 2003

Jew

Verb. The act of trying to rip someone off or steal from some one.

1. That guy tried to jew me on the price for the car.

2. That Madoff really jewed a lot of people out of their money.

by chase mcd January 28, 2010

Jew

Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.

Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.

by KCA Watts September 1, 2008