When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
by JeffR November 06, 2007
When you have a sore in the middle of your hand. Either from a blister or a cut, in place where jesus got nailed to the cross.
by thebubbler May 18, 2011
Jesus Hands is when a guy and a girl are making out and the girl grabs the guys dick while they are still making out and holds it for a short amount of time and then begins to stroke. Its like Jesus in every stroke
by Omega GayLord July 15, 2010
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A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.
by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017