jerpent
Did you hear what they have been calling "Jake the Snake", since visiting the Garden of Eden he is now "Jerpent the Serpent"!
jerpent by GodEqualsDog June 14, 2024
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Jarpenters
Jeans with a hammer loop. Originally intended for carpenters, enabling them to work in a more efficient manner.
The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.
The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.
Guy 1: "See that dude at the end of the bar wearing those Tommy jarpenters? I bet we could score some hash off of him. I'll go ask him...if that visible boner he's got ever goes away. What a sick bastard."
Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."
Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."
Jarpenters by Jack McPheuck June 22, 2012
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Jerpenius
hot ass girl, looking absolutely fabolous
very friendly, cute and angry. everyone wants to be her friend and be with her forever because she is so perfect and amazing.
she looks totally best in the world pretty ok 2/10
very friendly, cute and angry. everyone wants to be her friend and be with her forever because she is so perfect and amazing.
she looks totally best in the world pretty ok 2/10
Jerpenius by pungkulakungfu420 November 23, 2021
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