Jeans with a hammerloop. Originally intended for carpenters, enabling them to work in a more efficient manner.
The term 'jarpenters' only applies to jeans in which the loop is not actually intended to hold a hammer and might therefore be decorated with a brand logo.
Guy 1: "See that dude at the end of the bar wearing those Tommy jarpenters? I bet we could score some hash off of him. I'll go ask him...if that visible boner he's got ever goes away. What a sick bastard."
Guy 2: "He should tuck that thing in his hammer loop. Put those jarpenters to use."
hot ass girl, looking absolutely fabolous
very friendly, cute and angry. everyone wants to be her friend and be with her forever because she is so perfect and amazing.
she looks totally best in the world pretty ok 2/10
person1: wow she is very fucking sexy person2: no shit? she is a Jerpenius.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.