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jenn carter 

the most finest sexiest cutest hottest dreadhead to ever walk the ground on this earth
boyfriend: who tf is jenn carter

girlfriend: a bitch i would leave you for anyday
jenn carter by dontgottaknow1 December 12, 2022
Words you can keep

Jenn Carter 

Jenn Carter is my wife,and anyone who has to say other wise,fuck you.
Jenn Carter got the WAP
Jenn Carter by JennCartergotdabestWAP December 26, 2022

jenn carter 

idc who you are if i EVER had a chance to be with jennifer akpofure i’m leaving you without hesitation bc she is just TOO fine. like she is VERY SEXCCCC. i’ll defend her for doing anything idc what it is but i’ll always be 2 steps behind her
friend 1: you heard jenn carter got beat up in the airport?
me: i promise you i don’t care i still love her more than anything
jenn carter by jenncarterswife August 1, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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