jem

someone who likes licking another persons face and making a fool out of themselves.

"jem's coming"

by braddyt May 13, 2010

jem

one fit ass boy who's loved by claire and emma!! x x luv ya!! make up your mind!!

for example! umm...umm... Emma:will you go out wid me? Jem:maybe!! Claire:no go out wid me!! :)

by Emma and claire March 9, 2005

jem

some-one who shags sheep..hahaha retarded bitch!!

ask jem 'nahhmeen'....

by BlinG!! "Nahmeeeen" November 27, 2004

jem

a totally outrageous canajun who was owned by a girl named jen. also, she was raped by a bear.

so this girl was all "i'm talkin' funny n shit" and i was all "like are you a jem or wut?"

by jeff420 January 23, 2005

jem jem

Jem Jem is a nick name for a very well known young man out of New Brunswick, Canada. He was given this nick name because speds can't pronounce his last name <3

love you jules LOLZ

yo jem jem sup want some shet?!?!?!?!

by Jem lolooolll January 4, 2012

Jem

The universal answer and meaning to all thigns.

What time is it?
Jem.
Where are we eating?
Jem.

by picklebury June 13, 2008

Jem

A 'truly outrageous' unit of measurement for female ejaculate equivalent to a 10th of a pint or 12.8 fluid ounces (US) / 380 ml produced through vigorous fingerbanging.

I'm mining for jems.
I had to mop up at least a jem from the floor.
She must be dehydrated after giving out three jems
I was disappointed that I only managed a midget jem

by Take it to the Stallion January 20, 2011