2 definitions by jeff420

boon

a virgin. 1)A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
2) A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden. 3) one who does squirts hairy babies in sheds on the east side of isreal.

homie: yo dogg, look at that carnie with no teeth.
homie's pal: bet he be workin' in a flea market.
homie: word. a boon fo' life, fo'sho.

by jeff420 January 23, 2005

jem

a totally outrageous canajun who was owned by a girl named jen. also, she was raped by a bear.

so this girl was all "i'm talkin' funny n shit" and i was all "like are you a jem or wut?"

by jeff420 January 23, 2005