An anonymous person who is anonymously named james who is addicted to jelly donuts and there flavorful loving jelly. Whenever this anonymous person says "I have to go talk to my friends" it is slang for "I must go eat some jelly donuts"
"Be right back I have to go talk to my friends"
"Ok enjoy your jellydonuts"
The jellydonut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron