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Jelly Donuts 

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.
"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."
Jelly Donuts by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009

Jelly donuts 

An anonymous person who is anonymously named james who is addicted to jelly donuts and there flavorful loving jelly. Whenever this anonymous person says "I have to go talk to my friends" it is slang for "I must go eat some jelly donuts"
"Be right back I have to go talk to my friends"
"Ok enjoy your jelly donuts"

Jelly Donut 

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut 

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

jelly donut roller 

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.
That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.
jelly donut roller by LoLo2B October 30, 2011