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jealous bitch 

jealous bitch can be used to describe a person (either male or female) or a group of people, showing jealousy about other's acheivement and talk bad around for nonsense.
Chinese A: Japs are provoking China by claiming our Diaoyu Island recently. What a fucked up country?
Chinese B: Those dip shit in the tiny islands cannot handle our GDP overpass them, and their economy is in deep shit now. They are just bunch of jealous bitch.
Chinese A: Yeah, let us nuke those jealous bitch again now.

Chinese B: I will burn my shit honda civic.
jealous bitch by A#131642 September 30, 2012

Jealous Bitch 

Someone who gets mad over you following there "boyfriend" on Instagram.
Emma became a Jealous Bitch when someone followed her so called boyfriend on Instagram.
Jealous Bitch by BishWhettt April 14, 2015

Jealous Bitch Syndrome 

The condition most often occurring in pubescent teeny bopper girls in which the female becomes hostile towards their previous infatuation, frequently causing difficulty for the male in question of finding or connecting with a new mate(s). The most common symptom of Jealous Bitch Syndrome is the inability to control the urge to constantly and unreasonably prove a nuisance to oneself and others.
Bro 1: She's nothing but a trouble making drama queen ulleh.
Bro 2: Too true bro, I personally find it both amusing and entertaining, as the emotions of a pubescent bopper are, quite honestly, of little concern to me in comparison with more important mad wog shit.
Bro 1: Exactly, she has Jealous Bitch Syndrome, lets go get a coffee, yulla.

Jealous Bitch Syndrome 

The condition most often occurring in ex-girlfriends in which the female becomes hostile towards their ex-partner and then continues to prove a nuisance. This frequently causes difficulty for the male partner in finding or connecting with a new mate.
Tom: Yeah, I was planning on going on a date with Melissa tonight. She's really great, but Katie still sits by me in Calculus and totally tried to cock block me.

Jimmy: Seems like she has a case of Jealous Bitch Syndrome.

National jealous bitch day 

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !
“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

scanda-jealous skank bitch 

a girl who acts scandalously towards a person out of jealousy. the girl is jealous because her significant other is still in love with their ex-girlfriend. in result the "scanda-jealous skank bitch" talks shit about the ex-girlfriend because she is so jealous that she can never be her!!!
Its not my fault your girlfriend still wants me you scanda-jealous skank bitch! so go ahead, cry me a river; and then, build a bridge and get over it!
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