jello

Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."

A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"

by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

Jello

an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles

i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!

by Britmon January 11, 2008

Jello

the act of being insanely envious of a gangster; someone who is too lazy to spell jealous

Wow, you just met Orlando Bloom...I am SOO jello!

by gangstergirl17 September 6, 2010

Jello

Boobs

Boobs jiggle like jello,
Everyone loves jello
Therefore everyone loves boobs
(Boobs = Jello)

by Effy Riggs September 22, 2010

Jello

Jello:

This means to be jealous of somebody or something on the low down or without anyone knowing.

Q: How did that Kat build that business from the ground up
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!

by Sel-Block May 4, 2017

jello

slang for a gelatin dessert (based on Jell-O, a common brand name of gelatin dessert)

If you want that jello, wait until after dinner time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2009

jello

another term used to describe the quality of a butt.

1) Tim has a nice, round jello!

2) Dang she has a nice jello; it's so jiggly and wiggly.

by jaja! December 17, 2009