person 1: hey brother, your so ugly, that cow in the barn looks better then you!
person 2:hey mom dad she said i’m uglier then a cow!
person 3: sorry i can’t do anything about it! it’s january 14 remember?
person 2: oh yeah..
person 1: hahahahahahaha
If your born on this day, you are very pretty. Have daddy long legs. You’re very smart, top of the classsometimes. And you have some really good friends.
Guy: Wassup girly
Guy 2: Dude she is born on January 14
Guy: Oh shoot, sorry girl, you wanna date