james madison

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

James Madison

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.

Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.

by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

James Madison University

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!

so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy

by the air up there September 4, 2005

James Madison University

A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.

I went to James Madison to get layed by a calender girl.

I got an HIV from a girl at James Madison.

by WANGGGGG May 5, 2005

James Madison high school

A pretty chill place in Vienna, puts way to much money into their band and has got a kick ass crew program.

"hey where do you go to school?"

"James Madison high school"

"fuck you"

by heyey123 January 26, 2012

James Madison middle School

That school is full of back stabbing slut faced hoe bags , ugly ass drug addicts, stank teachers , retarded nasty fuckin boys , like the kids are so mother fuckin dumb they set fire to the bathroom like wtf ... Also they literally got rid of the bathroom doors because of kids fucking in the bathrooms . The fuckin hoe ass cracked up hillbilly teachers Are so rude act like just because they are old wrinkly hags m and they can control kids lives . And the perv p.e. teachers be looking in the girls locker rooms

Kid : daddy do I have to James Madison middle School.?? Dad: yes kiddo it's the only school in your district kid : well my friend sarah goes there and she said she saw 2 kids fucking in the bathroom. Dad: .......

by Ligcxfhcfit November 9, 2021

James Madison Memorial Highschool

Best Damn High school in the state of Wisconsin. Also it has the damn best Basketball program in the state of Wisconsin. They have gone to state every year since 2000.

Their mascot is the Spartan and the name of the mascot is Bruce the Spartan.

Annually, this school is the best school academically and has at least 5 ivy league acceptance letters, and at least one division 1-A letters for either football, basketball or baseball.

person A: You go to James Madison Memorial Highschool?
person B: Yea, why?
person A: Cool, I wish I was a Spartan

Person C: Hey I go to West
person D: you must be asian

by Madison Metropolitan school December 12, 2010