Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madisonwon't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??
America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
The sexiest man in the history of America, some say the universe. He also wrote the constitution and was president during the war of 1812 and all that shit. Anyways, he proves that American gentlewomen are destined to marry beautiful, short males.
"I had to start wearing panty liners every day because of James Madison"
JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!
so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30ratio aint bad either
That school is full of back stabbing slut faced hoe bags , ugly ass drug addicts, stank teachers , retarded nasty fuckin boys , like the kids are so mother fuckin dumb they set fire to the bathroom like wtf ... Also they literally got rid of the bathroom doors because of kids fucking in the bathrooms . The fuckin hoe ass cracked up hillbilly teachers Are so rude act like just because they are old wrinkly hags m and they can control kids lives . And the perv p.e. teachers be looking in the girls locker rooms
Kid : daddy do I have to James Madison middle School.?? Dad: yes kiddo it's the only school in your district kid : well my friend sarah goes there and she said she saw 2 kids fucking in the bathroom. Dad: .......
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.