Absolute mongo head, grows a blonde Afro n when it hits a bit too long he gets it polished and buffed, sometimes sanded, all the way down to his scalp. If you go near him he’ll give you sunburn since the sheer amount of light reflecting of that boys head is amazing. Cuts aboot wi boot cuts and a cricket jumper oan. And he hunks he’s best pals with Taylor black

Fuck me man it’s bright as like

Aw wait it’s just James honeyfords heed

james honeyford by RyanNicholl June 11, 2018

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The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law)

A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.

The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law) by Anonymous March 10, 2003

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James hower

This is a nickname of a person who is very often asked hower you all the time and is very attracted to males. This kind of person loves fortnite and dating guys. They like to get fisted and to first other men.

James Hower went to the pride parade with his boyfriend.

James hower by SolaRadaR July 29, 2019

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Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the sexiest man alive. He IS apart of the band One Direction.

He is a little Irish princess who likes potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He drinks Tinnies and eats nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He used to be a fake blonde, but now he is a brunette.

We love you niall

"Oh, who's your husband?"

"Oh, its just niall James horan from one direction"

Niall James Horan by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

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