A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
by E-BombNYC May 16, 2008
An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
by Panda DC September 6, 2010
Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.
by hirec January 18, 2006
A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.
by pink lady c January 27, 2013
1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.
1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
by Cunt Lips October 24, 2004
When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015
when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.
(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.
by Pikachuandme November 14, 2020