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a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016
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A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
by troyelove May 17, 2016
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A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet
9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs
by bitch-where June 12, 2016
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Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich
White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.
by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 08, 2016
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a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it
"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."
by _Ricegum_ June 28, 2016
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See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"
"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"
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by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016
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