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cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"

jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"

krystal:"I'm sorry"
by Krysjen May 04, 2010
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