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Islanding 

when your stuck in the middle of a busy room when there is no ash tray to be found ! .... and you just simply cant be arsed getting up to get one !

Background: A hobbit like man named Grant was sat balanced precuriously on two desk chairs when he glanced at the people in the room and uttered the words "shit man I'm islanding!"
"SHIT MAN I AM ISLANDING HERE .... someone chuck us an ash tray for christ sakes"

Islandic dragon 

Whilst a person is engaged in conversation with another person, one of the involved turns his/hers head during conversation, and pukes. Preferebly in the opposite direction of yours, but definitely not a must.

In rare cases, the person that vomits tries to finish the conversation after said vomiting. That is the sign that you are beholding a Grand Islandic Dragon.
"Hey dude, anything cool happened at the cray fish party last night?"

- "Nah, but I saw this dude pull off the islandic dragon in front of another dude. A bloody miracle he didn't get any on the dude's shoes, dude was spraying like a motherfucker."
Islandic dragon by Ankitori April 19, 2013
thecarinaguy
budak iswardi suke 407 nyer perompuan, dier nye nama

CARINA
Iswardi by secretsecretydkme September 9, 2016

islanditity 

the measure of how island like a land mass is
the two friends discussed the islanditity of the combined landmass of North and South America
Isandi means a girl that is beautiful and colorful and also kind hearted, dark girl too.
Isandi Girl
Isandi by Isandi January 26, 2022

islandic penguin 

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.