irrational clark lust

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.
Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.
by WaterMillions July 27, 2011
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Irrational Desmoulins Lust

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.
Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
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irrationable

Jack, stop being so irrationable and go get me a mini-milk.
by BC6791 October 13, 2015
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Pi’s Irrationality

When the number π uses its celebrity status in popular culture to push other mathematical constants or beloved numbers around so that they remain out of sight to the lay public, who might otherwise discover their hidden beautiful numerical or geometric properties.
Some numerical rebels like 0, √2, e, i, and 𝛷 have ganged together to protest against pi’s irrationality—they wanted π to be censored for its bullying behaviors and condescending attitudes vis-à-vis fellow mathematical constants and geometric figures.
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irrationality

The ability of identifying as irrational. Irrationality symptoms are not limited but include: LGBTQIA+++ , congratulationality, zooishanish, and legacality.
Oh No! I googled symptoms for legacality, and now I have irrationality!
by whodenym January 13, 2024
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irraticate

To put it in with no stopping
Im going to irraticate you till you cry for help
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Irrational Jimmy

A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.
Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.
by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010
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