the clubs you use while playing golf within 200 yds. starts from a 3 iron to a 9 including a pitching wedge
"im gonna use my 3 iron and try and get it over the lake.... bitch"
by Ali G's Main man Alex January 11, 2005
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1. When a phrase means the opposite of what it literally says.
Opp. literal
NB However similar, not to be confused with sarcasm

2. When an event happens in a certain situation which is contrary to what one would expect.
It would be ironic if the former Worlds Fattest Man died of starvation.

When Ricky Martin, latin american sex-symbol and ladykiller, became famous, there were rumours flying about the media that he was gay.
However, when the russian group T.a.T.u became famous, rumours arose in the media that the two girls that were alledgedly lesbians were in fact heterosexual.
by Rowan D. Easternhall July 27, 2006
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That which is of, related to, or exhibiting characteristic features of the band Iron Maiden.
That band is very ironic.

That hipster is wearing a Powerslave t-shirt to be ironic.
by amssp December 13, 2010
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An ironic statement or situation someone points out or uses that isn't funny or clever and possibly not even really ironic.
The Devil Wears Pradaa is an ironical name for a metalcore band.
by Entropy Cow October 26, 2009
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a cleverly written song by Alanis Morisette about spoons and airplanes
Isn't it Ironic? Don't you think?
by Alanis M. October 18, 2002
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the collective term for a group casual female sexual acquaintances.
"Irons!!!"

"I've been chirpsing my irons all night and now im knackered!"
by Woicheck Polak August 30, 2011
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He looks like a fucking iron (quoted by Sammy from the film The Business)
by the bald one July 15, 2010
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