Irish Spring

A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.

Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.

Irish Spring by hohehohe July 16, 2021

Irish Spring

It is the act of dropping the soap while a leprechaun proceeds to run through your legs hitting your test tickles. Which have been painted gold yelling, “there magically delicious ”.

Hey little laddie, wanna pull off the ole Irish Spring?

Irish Spring by PoochPop June 25, 2020

Irish Spring

Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.

Every St. Patrick's Day Drew gets an Irish Spring.

Irish Spring by Mac Daddy123 January 14, 2010

Irish Spring

Diarrhea, the morning after a night at the bar

“Sorry Sally, can’t do breakfast. I’m neck deep in an Irish Spring.”

Irish Spring by Duke Brutus April 4, 2019

Irish Spring

When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.

"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Irish Spring by Petricore May 14, 2013

Irish Spring

Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;

Mike: "Man I love soda"

Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".

Irish Spring by BFB2ASS June 2, 2011

Irish Spring

When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.

When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.

When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.

yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day

she hasnt called me since

Irish Spring by Jubb June 6, 2011