An mp3 player, made by Apple. Plays music, fits in your pocket, and has a camera, just like any mp3 player should. It may be pricey, but if you look at the iPod touch/iPhone, it may be worth the extra money. It can hold more music than what most people have, which is a good thing, in case you want to add more music. It's more durable than most mp3 players(I dropped mine down a staircase a couple times, and the floor it hit was concrete, and it still works perfectly). You can surf the internet, browse YouTube, mess with countless fun apps, use a calculator to help you with bills or math homework, detonate a bomb(I swear to God, there's an app for that, FPSRussia did it), start your car, call your friends(iPhone), auto-tune your voice, film an elephant for some reason, and a bunch of other crap.
The old iPods were meh, though. Most would recommend a Touch.
The old iPods were meh, though. Most would recommend a Touch.
by CimeraxZZ August 25, 2011
Anyone that thinks an iPod is bad has never had one and is just a dumb hater. iPods dominate all other mp3 players because they're a milllion times easier to use, sleeker, have a large capacity, and work unless you're a complete dumbass and break it. Also, Apple has a wonderful warranty program and will replace your battery for free. CUNTS
iPod > Creative Zen and anyone that disagrees wants to be cool by going against the majority of the population but are just bitches
by Sean Driscoll September 18, 2008
Really now, dont be jealous because you just dont have one. Apple makes good stuff. and if you are bitching about how you bought a 60 gig and put 200 songs on it, your a fucking retard. Ive got a 16 with 2900. And duhhh, limewire, you fuckface
by jhpb93 August 27, 2008
An overpriced brainwash mechanism. People buy it because people have it. We are too stupid to actually shop so we buy an iPod. This is so true that people don't know the difference between an iPod and an mp3 player. That's right! the iPod is actually a type of mp3 player. And YES! there are actually other mp3 players that you dont have to sell your house to buy!
*Guy 1: Hey! I see you bought an mp3 player
Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod.
Guy 1: Idiot
*Guy: Hey! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house?
*Lennie: Look George! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy.
*George: Lennie you idiot! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.
Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod.
Guy 1: Idiot
*Guy: Hey! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house?
*Lennie: Look George! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy.
*George: Lennie you idiot! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.
by LilMateo91690 July 12, 2007
by Musicsocks April 16, 2011
When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.
by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013