I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???
by QuacksO October 12, 2018
Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016
by J-Jim April 20, 2021
Greed, the downfall of American Productivity.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.
Fred: "Hey Greg, where's your car?"
Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."
Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."
Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."
Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."
by ebbing July 22, 2008
by Hosang Lee September 7, 2007
Rhyming slang for wanker.
Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?
I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.
I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.
by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013
Uriah: Hey, where is my coat babe?"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"
by eMCee Uriahhh February 19, 2010