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A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.
I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.
by guruboy January 20, 2010
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The net webbing inside of your bathing suit.
Paul: Have guys check out my internet!

Jon: Your too poor to have internet!

Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.
by Imammyself July 30, 2009
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A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005
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A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news.

You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.

The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.
I can look up stuff on the Internet using Google.
by shadowhawk September 16, 2004
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A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.
"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006
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A terrifying place jam-packed with annoying liberals, rude and agreesive atheists, 9/11 Inside Job nutcases, horny, obese jack-offs, Obamites, paedophiles, and much much more. Please access with caution.
by IeuanBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB March 02, 2009
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