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International School Bangkok 

The most awesome private international school to ever exist. Located north of Bangkok, Thailand.

You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares
Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(
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International School Aberdeen 

Some absolute mad house for kids with poor social skills. Foreigners are welcomed by the loving community of bullies and drug addicts that should help anyone feel right at home. Education is adequate and the real reason people go there is to enjoy the excellent learning support offered at no additional cost. Oh, but tuition is over 20k.
I do so love attending the International School Aberdeen.

International School of Geneva

the international school of geneva is a school in switzerland and it's english-speaking. it's actually a really good school and is the oldest (dare i say most prestigious?) international school in the world.

contrary to popular misconception, it is not filled with snobby/stuck up rich kids and drunkards. most people are here to work, even if a few frenchies give everyone else a bad reputation.
the international school of geneva is a boss-ass school.

International school almere 

A school where the teachers and students make it seem better than it is to new students but in reality it’s just full of dumbasses who surprisingly pass. Everyone in the school is fake and everyone knows everyone. So your shit will get leaked. After myp5. You are obligated. To hoe around at the school parties.
girl one: oh she’s speaking English. She projabky goes to that international school Almere

Girl 2: fake ass

International School of Beijing 

Best international school in Beijing and all of China. Good at every sport and best at academics. Commonly shortened to ISB
Kid 1: Wow your so lucky! I wish i went to the International School of Beijing
Kid 2: Who doesn't?

International School Of Luxembourg 

Everyone at this school is a legend. They are amazing at sports and destroy at Necis. Everyone is Handsome and Beautiful. So far they are the best in the world.
Adam: haha, did u hear that International School of Luxembourg came second at Necis!
Ricky: Shut up, there amazing.

International School of Monterey (ISM) 

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai
Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet