The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.
Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
by abeccap February 18, 2011
Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk
My computer prompts me to insert dick
by dildo777 April 9, 2022
When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010
Self Insert is a crazy electronic band that makes hyperactive music for hyperactive people. The band first got notoriety on TikTok and are getting broader recognition. They have many members but only two are confirmed on their website at this time:
1: Zakary Waxman
2: Sebastian Hedge
1: Zakary Waxman
2: Sebastian Hedge
Person: Hey, did you hear Self Insert finally dropped their debut?
Me listening: Holy shit this is fucking crazy
Me listening: Holy shit this is fucking crazy
by rolandge87 September 27, 2021
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2
by luckywassabi December 31, 2011
the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
by dunnro1 October 21, 2008