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In the tube

Phrase meaning - Fully reachable through on-line chat, email, and phone. Typically used in an collaborative work setting to denote that you will be out of office, but easily reachable. Originating in the southeast, it may be a derivation stemming from the old office mail suction tubes - "able to be reached through the tubes".
by Bundas April 30, 2013
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movement in the tube

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.
Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018
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putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.
by yO'Neill February 27, 2008
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Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)
Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!
by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017
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Stuck in the tube

Term used to describe getting one's cock stuck in another persons bottom.
999 operator: what is the nature of the emergency?

Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!
by TedTrippin March 25, 2010
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