A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.
Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.
by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011
When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?
-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat March 25, 2011
Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
When a white nigga takes a hot 10 and throws her into the back of his 13 year old Cadillac and roofies her with a right hook to the jaw and leaves her there until she wakes up then he hits her in the eyeball with his penis juice and spanks her with his white penis
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