Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

Coffin Shitter

Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.

Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.

by RockwellianBison June 11, 2020

Coffin Dance

just look at the GIF

look at gif or i play coffin dance 4 you :D

by Gabe's Soul :D July 5, 2020

Coffin Queen

A Drag Queen that looks like they should be dead because of all the meth they've smoked.

Guy 1: I got hammered last night bruh. Did you see that chick I banged last night?!
Guy 2: Hate to break it to ya, but that was a Coffin Queen.
Guy 1:.....
Guy 2: Yeeeeah...
Guy 1: Fuck.

by DEF3 September 5, 2020

Worm Coffin

Slang for vagina or a hole to stick your dick.

Holy shit your worm coffin is so tight.

by Flimpy Montgomery February 17, 2020

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

Coffin Nails

An old slang for cigarettes, used before they were glamorized in the early 40's-50's.

"Who in their right mind would smoke those coffin nails?"

by _Fabricated_ September 21, 2003