1)Unable to read or Write
Hey Chris can you read my essay for me?
Chris:Sure!
Oh wait you're fucking illiterate..
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A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.
Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!
by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011
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Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”
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Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.
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someone who tries to harass or bully someone but talks or types horribly in the process
learn how to type u illiterate fucknut
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a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma September 1, 2012
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a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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