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A strong, independent elderly woman who is AWESOME! She is almost 90, and mows her own lawn, upkeeps her own house (which she owns outright), and is one of the most beautiful souls I have ever met (inside and out). She is my one true role model and I am so grateful to know her!
Illene is so freaking cool and I hope I can be more like she is as I age in an ungrateful society that doesn't treat their elders right at all!
illene by Writewirks November 3, 2019
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Crabby old woman and expects things to get done with a snap of her fingers. Also will complicate a fart...
Worker- I can't work this weekend.

Illene- that's fine don't worry about it I can hand things if needed.

Worker- awesome!
Saturday...

Illene- calls worker>> > omfg! You've have to work!

Worker- are you kidding me...

Illene. No asap!!

Worker- w/e where and what do I have to do.?

Illene- idk just get it done. The ppl are mad you haven't done it yet...
Worker- WTF!
illene by mmmhahaha February 2, 2017
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Is a very beautiful girl , very smart , a loyal girl , lovely girl . Every guy will want her ! She is an amazing friend! Sometimes has anger issues but no biggy , she is very talented and out going. Like ughhh everyone will like to be just like her !!!
Ilene is beautiful !!!!!!

Mental Illness 

An illness that inflicts the person's mental state. Mental illnesses range widely from mild anxiety to severe schizophrenia. Depending on the severity of an illness, it can impact a person's life more than just mentally. For example, a person with borderline personality disorder might have a hard time holding down a job because of their mood instability. Other things that can be hard while mentally ill are keeping good hygiene, keeping healthy relationships, and keeping a good sleep schedule
John breaks up with Becky's best friend.
Becky: That was so sick of you! What, do you have a mental illness?

John: Mentally Ill is not an adjective. I have though, been struggling with depression. My mental ill ness doesn’t make me any less of a person.
Mental Illness by PurplePanda4 February 27, 2021

illenial 

a deep deep love and sexual attraction for the music from the artist illenium
bro did you hear that new illenium song yet

nah man damn you always hear that shit first

im an illenial
Simple, Sweet, highlarious, loving and beautiful
I love her she is such an Ilene
Ilene by posh234 June 1, 2011

Jake Paul Illness 

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.
Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness
Jake Paul Illness by Dooby-scoo February 15, 2018
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