by BW892 June 16, 2008
A strong, independent elderly woman who is AWESOME! She is almost 90, and mows her own lawn, upkeeps her own house (which she owns outright), and is one of the most beautiful souls I have ever met (inside and out). She is my one true role model and I am so grateful to know her!
Illene is so freaking cool and I hope I can be more like she is as I age in an ungrateful society that doesn't treat their elders right at all!
by Writewirks November 3, 2019
Verb -Derived from the Beastie Boys "get ill". Illen is the ultimate expression of funk and awesomenessness.
Casual conversation:
"man, that Woothead is illen it up!"
From the Beasties comes Illen:
You been fully captivated by that funky ass bass
Your girlfriend screams when M.C.A.'s in the place
He stumbles in the room with the Chivas in his hand
Cold chillin' on the spot at the microphone stand
I'd have the pedal to the metal if I had a car
But I'm chiller with the Miller cold coolin' at the bar
I can drink a quart of Monkey and still stand still
What's the time? it's time to get ill
"man, that Woothead is illen it up!"
From the Beasties comes Illen:
You been fully captivated by that funky ass bass
Your girlfriend screams when M.C.A.'s in the place
He stumbles in the room with the Chivas in his hand
Cold chillin' on the spot at the microphone stand
I'd have the pedal to the metal if I had a car
But I'm chiller with the Miller cold coolin' at the bar
I can drink a quart of Monkey and still stand still
What's the time? it's time to get ill
by Illen Woothead May 29, 2011
i'm straight illen
making a killin
glad to be hustlin
on these streets
mustlin to the peaks
greatness is what i seek
Don't ya see
it's great bein me
Straight illen ip
Thats the way i be
yea like i said
it's great being me
making a killin
glad to be hustlin
on these streets
mustlin to the peaks
greatness is what i seek
Don't ya see
it's great bein me
Straight illen ip
Thats the way i be
yea like i said
it's great being me
by IP Fo'real October 20, 2006
Crabby old woman and expects things to get done with a snap of her fingers. Also will complicate a fart...
Worker- I can't work this weekend.
Illene- that's fine don't worry about it I can hand things if needed.
Worker- awesome!
Saturday...
Illene- calls worker>> > omfg! You've have to work!
Worker- are you kidding me...
Illene. No asap!!
Worker- w/e where and what do I have to do.?
Illene- idk just get it done. The ppl are mad you haven't done it yet...
Worker- WTF!
Illene- that's fine don't worry about it I can hand things if needed.
Worker- awesome!
Saturday...
Illene- calls worker>> > omfg! You've have to work!
Worker- are you kidding me...
Illene. No asap!!
Worker- w/e where and what do I have to do.?
Illene- idk just get it done. The ppl are mad you haven't done it yet...
Worker- WTF!
by mmmhahaha December 19, 2016