The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.
Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*
by Orhu September 3, 2019
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It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 29, 2022
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When you get sent a location or coordinates and it leads to an IKEA
Person A: “insert location here”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
by MercuriX November 1, 2021
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Meatballs containing large amounts of rice. Usually consumed by professional redditors while on discord. Can be seen in the raining meatballs movies.
-Hey Dedy how were your IKEA meatballs?
-They reminded me of the rizzard of oz
by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023
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