if i was an egg

This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 20, 2008

i liek eggs

to like eggs. But in a meme way.

youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU around 00:35 Steven Hawkings use it. "I liek eggs"

by iliekeggs May 31, 2015

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

by The Ranting Kid Rants February 11, 2018

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

I just have an egg

This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm

Chilling*
“ I just have an egg”

Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.

by DogesIEat February 02, 2022

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 13, 2024

i got this egg

famous quote by lee felix, rapper and dancer in kpop group stray kids.

felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"

chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"

felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"

chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"

felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"

by 🍡 June 22, 2021