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Loop your iPod headphones wiring around nutsack and/or your one eyed trouser snake, ensuring one complete revolution around the gonads. Once the loop is secured, get another individual to continuously tug on the wiring, thus completing the iJob. iPod music is optional, but to receive the full effect of the iJob, play Celine Dion's "My heart will go on."

Caution: Some individuals have larger ballbags and schlongs than others, so longer wiring may be necessary.
Adam: Yo dude, check out this Florence bitch next to me, she is totally giving me the dirtiest iJob!

Matt: Bro, that’s my mom!

In class, that whore Marie gave me a philthy iJob without even knowing, she kept on tugging on my headphone because I was listening to her favourite Celine Dion song.

Hey dickweed, do I got a story for you or what...I was next to these two fine Pasadena mudsliders and I got the craziest idea. I hooked up two headphones to my laptop, put on “my Heart will go on,” looped both of their wirings around my moneymaker and got the sweetest double iJob EVER.
iJob by JBB2 November 5, 2009
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Term used to loosely refer to any Apple "i" product.

Also contains loose sexual associations with the "money shot"... eyejob.
Yo, Bill! Have you seen the new iJob?
iJob by Jdub4 February 19, 2010
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A job where they give you a free iPad or iPhone but secretly use the GPS tracking file to keep tabs on you, whatever you do and wherever you go.
It's bad enough you have an iJob, then you go and bring you boss along on our vacation so she can enjoy our sex in the sun vicariously? Where's my sledge hammer...
iJob by BTUBoo June 6, 2011
Shortened form of the Film Title - The Italian Job - ijob, a mini lover all his life, plays for an online gaming clan called Band Of Scousers.
He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off but we love him anyway.
ijob by Bridger April 3, 2005

Dirty Ijob 

When you are on all fours and have a Corncob in your Mouth while letting a Goat eat it out of your mouth. in the Meanwhile a Goat is fucking you in the Ass. You spread Peanut Butter over your Penis and let yout Dog Lick it wihle you have your sexual interaction with the Goats.
"Hi i am a great fan of the Dirty Ijob".

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026