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I could buy you 

A saying meaning you are so worthless that you could be bought.
Hey hobo guy, your so worthless that I could buy you.
I could buy you by Krotchy May 1, 2004

I could buy you and sell you 

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.
Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!

I could buy you and sell you 

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.
"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

I could buy you and sell you 

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.
¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026