I'm Here 

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.

Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here

I'm Here by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

I’m here for a good time not a long time 

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

I’m here for a good time not a long time by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018

I'm here for a good time, not a long time 

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.

Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

I'm here for a good time, not a long time by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018

I'm here for the badger 

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered

Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

I'm here for the badger by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005

I'm here for a good time not a long time 

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda

VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time

I'm here for a good time not a long time by Mrglobey March 22, 2020

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass 

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

Hey mahn that's why i'm here for! 

(Hey mahn that's why i'm here for) this means as a greeting and a nice thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be exited about something or being hyped! This is also a word for being nice to someone if their sad so you could keep them comfortable.

Hey do you wanna go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm here for!

Hey mahn that's why i'm here for! by Dm4571 October 5, 2020