Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 7, 2022

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 28, 2023

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.

“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”

by Pineapples sit on the beach August 21, 2023