Hypotenuse

When you and your partner are having intercourse in a position which both bodies form sides of a triangle, the Hypotenuse is the line of sight. Common positions include Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy style, etc.

For example, if you’re a tall guy, and you’re fucking a short girl, the Hypotenuse would be skewed favoring you.

Me: Yo dude.
Bro: Wassup?
Me: Yo that Hypotenuse was so skewed last night, the Pythagorean theorem couldn’t even solve it..

by JMehoff October 9, 2020

hypotenuse

the longest side of a right-angled triangle, opposite the right angle.

Pythagorean theorem, the well-known geometric theorem that the sum of the squares on the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square on the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle)—or, in familiar algebraic notation, a²+b²=c².

by bluestinger66 January 5, 2023

Hypotenuse

When your asshole starts to change in form after you have been sitting on the shitter for too long.

Farrrk mate I think I got hypotenuse ayy

by asdfghjuytr August 24, 2021

hypotenuse

The mathematical term for the longest line in a right angled tringle . It can most likely be worked out by pythagoras' theorem or SOHCATOA (sin,cos,tan)

Hypotenuse= square root (axa)+(bxb)

by InventDroid December 16, 2017