a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
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A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
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when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 02, 2010
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When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.
mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
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A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.
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This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 29, 2010
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