two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

chump hump

The act of humping a chump

I chump hump that loser at school with the flat booty.

by Asbner134 June 20, 2016

Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 01, 2025