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A complete and total idiot. Someone who can't handle even the simplest of plans or assignments.
"We need that job done, like, YESTERDAY!! I called Charlie and he said he doesn't have the siding."

"That's because the hump never bought it!!"
by Jennifer Ladd March 21, 2009
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When you thrust your dick into someone's ass.
John: Are you having sex tonight?
Ben: Yeah, i'm gonna hump her ass real heard tonight.
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by bgdkft May 30, 2018
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Fool, Idiot, Jerk. Derogatory term, used e.g. by 2nd generation New York Italians to denounce other caucasians.
"You think you gonna live long enough to spend that money, you fuckin' hump?"
Arty Clay (Frank Gio) in the movie "King Of New York" by Abel Ferrara (1990) (www.imdb.com/title/tt0099939)
by anna k. November 11, 2005
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To have a penis inserting into a womens vagina every other second in a pattern.
Jarrod wanted to hump the sexy chick cause he thought he saw her invite him to unzip his zipper with her in the bed
by sex wizards101 May 13, 2003
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the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.
I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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Hump - hump on a camel, other animal or act of human or animal sexual nature.
"Can to get your dog to stop humping my" leg!!
by Christopher De Rycke December 03, 2006
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yo, last time i checked, this wasn't a sexual innuendo, it was how animals "make babies". am i right or am i right?
Man#1: Hey, look at our dogs.
Man#2: Oh my gosh, i think Rover is humping Bitsy!
Man#1: Get ready for some puppies, then.
by fa la la la la April 01, 2007
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