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husballs
"I got so mad I wanted to kick him right in the husballs. But then I realized there'd be nothing to do that evening."
husballs by al-in-chgo February 4, 2013
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humbullshit
Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
humbullshit by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011
dallas humballing
dallas humballing by dodothebiy December 16, 2009
humball
(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".
See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".
(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.
See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".
(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.
Hum Balls
When ideally a female but can be and anyone places your balls and your ball sack in their mouth and slightly makes a humming sound. This sends a nice vibration through your balls
MAN: hello sexy how bout some hum balls?
Female: I would like nothing more than to give you hum balls
This is a sexual act and a good one at that.
Female: I would like nothing more than to give you hum balls
This is a sexual act and a good one at that.
Hum Balls by Sir Nathan White February 17, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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