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husballs 

A husband's balls. Owner can be gay or straight, or a husbear's (gay bear husband's) balls.
"I got so mad I wanted to kick him right in the husballs. But then I realized there'd be nothing to do that evening."
husballs by al-in-chgo February 4, 2013
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humbullshit

a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble attitude
Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
humbullshit by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

dallas humballing 

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.
du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing
dallas humballing by dodothebiy December 16, 2009
(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.
(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.
humball by juux December 22, 2004

Hum Balls 

When ideally a female but can be and anyone places your balls and your ball sack in their mouth and slightly makes a humming sound. This sends a nice vibration through your balls
MAN: hello sexy how bout some hum balls?
Female: I would like nothing more than to give you hum balls

This is a sexual act and a good one at that.
Hum Balls by Sir Nathan White February 17, 2009
The act of placing your scrotum into a partners mouth whilst they gently hum the theme tune of any popular t.v show
Girl- Hi there how are you?
Guy- Give me a humball

Scotish Girl- Hi there how are you?
Scotish Guy- Gies a Humbaw
Humball by Cantabrian February 26, 2007