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humans suck 

A phrase used to descibe how much humans suck........obviously.
Humans suck, most think they are more superior than every other animal on this planet, most dont even see themselves as animals, but they are, they're just a biological accident. Some act pretentious and sophisticated and call it culture to mask the fact that they have lost all relations with nature and have now become machines. Some hate nudity, but what they dont realise is that its the most real thing in their fake, sad, blinkered "lives". If humans hadn't slowed down their own natural selection then those pathetic excuse for humans would be dead and their corpses would feed real animals. ( If you found that sentence offensive then you are one of those humans, its not offensive, its real!) Take it back to basics.
humans suck by James93734 December 14, 2008
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humans suck 

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.
Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.
humans suck by Party Pooper July 12, 2004

humans suck 

A homo sapiens use to imbibe a beverage.
humans suck by DadooS September 7, 2009

Alien suck human pp 

the aliens from the outerspace suck ding-dong, very cool. The pp will be dead now
The alien suck pp but he is cool, my friend
okay here is the sentence example:
Aliens: *find humans*
Humans: please dont commit Alien suck human pp
Aliens: *Alien suck human pp*

Human Suckipede 

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
Human Suckipede by anonymous February 1, 2021
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