Human Centipede 

A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!

my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"

Human Centipede by kiss my love area February 20, 2011

human centipede 

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.

human centipede by swiss beets April 30, 2010

Human Centipede 

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.

Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!

Human Centipede by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012

Human Centipede 

How to get annoying people to shut up.

Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen

Human Centipede by Masolina October 21, 2010

human centipede 

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.

Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.

human centipede by ohhila May 22, 2012

Human Centipede 

A siamese triplet created by surgically attaching three people together to mouth to anus. Food from person one passes through person two, which passes and is finally excreted through person three.

Oh, my god! This crazy doctor wants to make me and my two friends into a human centipede!!

Human Centipede by dr.heiter August 25, 2010

Human centipede 

While having an orgy, get all your orgy friends lined up in a position where they can all eat ass. Like a human centipede.

Sean:Duuuuuuuudddeeeeee last night was so good with suzie,sally,Sandra, and Steve.
Shane: dude ik, we worked that human centipede.

Human centipede by C-chedda October 7, 2015