hula hula hula

1. the sound that jelly-fish make
2. a kool saying that is just fun to say

jelly-fish: hula hula hula!

jelly-fish 2:hula!

by lettizzle_333 April 26, 2006

Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

by Smoovy December 6, 2018

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

by Ted Plumb January 14, 2012

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009

Hula Pie

It's a dessert that originated in Maui, consisting of macadamia ice cream, chocolate crust, chocolate syrup, and almonds... It's hella good!

Save room for dessert, I want to order a slice of Hula Pie!!

by ns September 9, 2004

Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

by CarsBow September 12, 2009