houdini sex
(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
houdini sex by 420hitter February 21, 2003
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Houdini Sex: While you're with your girlfriend, passionately banging her from behind, you have one of your buddies slip in and take your place without her knowing. Then you sneak outside, run up to the bedroom window and yell, "TAA DAA!"
"Dude! You're gonna love this: Last night I had Houdini Sex with Jane and my buddy, Tom. When I went outside and yelled ‘TAA DAA!' her mouth was all like, dropped open and her eyes were fuckin' HUGE! Next thing I know she turned pale and ended up shitting all over Tom, herself and her mother’s new carpet. I was all like, Bro! No Way! Fuckin' Houdini Sex! Woooo! We were still laughing about it this morning, but she's still uptight about it. I think I lost my GoPro in the bushes."
houdini sex by Barn Breath January 26, 2016
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Houdini sex
The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Houdini sex by Piggy22 December 3, 2017
sexual houdini
When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
sexual houdini by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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