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horse tail 

The horse tail is the action a woman makes when an unwanted appendage (finger or penis) is about to enter her rectum. The horse tail comes out exclusively during doggy style intercorse. While in position, she will wildly swing back one arm to swat the unwanted appendage from entering. It resembles a horse's tail swatting flies of its ass.
I tried to take this chicks ass last night, but her horse tail came out and thwarted my attempts!
horse tail by philthy rich December 24, 2008
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Horse Tail 

The act of placing a short broom in your partners anus and riding them around much like a horse.
My wife was never really fond of the old Horse Tail, i usually only got it on birthdays.
Horse Tail by R.U. June 25, 2003

hawaiian horse tail

a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.
Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
hawaiian horse tail by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018

Horse's Tail 

When a girl lets the hair around her anus grow out to a much too lengthy length, thus resembling the tail of a horse!
I tried to go down on Peggy last night but her horse's tail kept tickling my chin!
Horse's Tail by bob2468 December 22, 2009

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail 

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

Horse tailer 

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail
Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.
Horse tailer by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail 

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
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Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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