hootie cows 

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

hootie cows by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

hootiecow 

The area betwixt a woman's legs;female genitalia, including labia majora and minora, clitoris, taint and fecal exit area, but mostly just the girl parts.

My hootiecow is in discomfort due to an overly long bicycle ride this day.

hootiecow by Scribble4 August 6, 2007